Monday Has Been Cancelled – Due to a lack of interest.
Criminals – Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it.
Commando – No underwear is not always an acceptable shortcut to happiness.
Indognito – On the set Spaniel L. Jackson, Pup Friction.
Meditative Meals – mmmmm… feel the cow, be the cow, eat the cow, poop the cow.
Man’s Best Friend – Just not yours.
Ever Find That Perfect Sleeping Position? Me neither.
Go Get The Banana – It’s up on the counter, no, there’s nothing in my hand, listen to me, go inside, it’s up on the,
Patience – Rewards come only at the end.
Simple Pleasures – This better than riches to scratch where it itches with no regard as to whom may see.
Criticism – If you’re not going to be constructive, at least try to mock respectfully.
Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my
Mr. Clean – I Believe the floor is clean enough to eat off now.
2 Minds – Dream alike till they wake up and the cartoon begins.
No Meat, No Spoon – Sorry.
Imagine That ! – Chuck Norris has a cat!
Luxury – If you can get that s**t, you take it!
Watch Dogs – Like regular dogs only creepier.
Your Dog – Has his own way of saying he doesn’t like your new GF.
Gone – You left me alone, the gate swung open, I searched high and low, now I’m lost, far from home, hungry and cold, find
Your Dog – You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen?
Recycling – I pooped…and I ate it. (just makes ya feel proud)
Hunger – Some hunger for love, some hunger for fame. Some hunger for recognition, others, they just hunger.
STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. – Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.
Curiosity Killed The Cat – Good boy curiosity…. Good boy!!!
YODA THE PUG – Pooped in your shoe I have …