Babysitting - You have to know who to trust.
That Look - That says, "Are you out of your Vulcan mind".
Cats Mature - Dogs just get older.
Idiot Friends - Everyone has one.
My Dog - Thinks it's name is Shut Up.
Best Friends - They know how to make you feel good.
Don't Let Your Dog - Listen to reggae.
Best Friends - This is mans true best friend after a hard days work.
Steak - Even dogs like some juicy meat.
And Dobby Said - Let there be kebabs.
Sometimes - You just have to hit rock bottom.
Kill Him - That Kid took my ball.
Overcompensating - When you may not really be that cool.
Today Is Sunday - Not a f@#k shall I give.
You Ate My Cookie - I want it back!
Sextings - Doggie Style
Evolution - Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof....
Man's Best Friends - A Good Dog and a Good 1911.
Sorry Paris - But the dog is my b**ch now!
Remember The Day - You found the button that turns off the light inside? You can't bye
Sharing - When your friend need a hug.
50 Shades Of Play - Don't hurt me! I'm too innocent for literary reinactments.
Dun Look At Me Like That - It be cold...so I goes and finds warmth.
Sixth Sense - Brake!! Bit*h....is....not.....gonna.... brake!
Smile - For The Camera
Pwned - When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.