That Look – That says, “Are you out of your Vulcan mind”.
Cats Mature – Dogs just get older.
Idiot Friends – Everyone has one.
My Dog – Thinks it’s name is Shut Up.
Best Friends – They know how to make you feel good.
Don’t Let Your Dog – Listen to reggae.
Best Friends – This is mans true best friend after a hard days work.
Steak – Even dogs like some juicy meat.
And Dobby Said – Let there be kebabs.
Sometimes – You just have to hit rock bottom.
Kill Him – That Kid took my ball.
Overcompensating – When you may not really be that cool.
Today Is Sunday – Not a f@#k shall I give.
You Ate My Cookie – I want it back!
Sextings – Doggie Style
Evolution – Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof….
Man’s Best Friends – A Good Dog and a Good 1911.
Sorry Paris – But the dog is my b**ch now!
Remember The Day – You found the button that turns off the light inside? You can’t bye that kind of excitement.
Sharing – When your friend need a hug.
50 Shades Of Play – Don’t hurt me! I’m too innocent for literary reinactments.
Dun Look At Me Like That – It be cold…so I goes and finds warmth.
Sixth Sense – Brake!! Bit*h….is….not…..gonna…. brake!
Smile – For The Camera
Pwned – When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.
Don’t Scare Me – I poop very easily.