Beautiful Skin – I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?
Not A Tease – I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have!
Women – They are meant to be loved, not understood.
Morning Yoga – Awakening your inner energy.
INNER BEAUTY – Always better in a bikini.
I’ve Been Bad – And I’ve been good. Bad is better.
Soda Holder – You’re doing it right
OH MY GOSH – Those plants really need to be watered!
A Wasted Trip – Because you spent a lot of money of fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of
Smile Of Beauty – It makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Illustration – Let’s be honest: A beautiful mind like yours doesn’t need a text every time.
OMG – What’s up with that horse.
SILENCE IS GOLDEN – This better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
CATCH 22 – To get a job you need experience, To get experience you need a job.
Inspirational Views – As provided by the bead of sweat that trickles down her body.
Sweet Jesus, Yeah – Is that maple flooring? They’re Real – And they’re SPECTACULAR
Camouflage Fail – Nope, I still see them.
Blue Tongue – Related to blue balls? Just a question…
Female Armor – It’s…um…wait. What were we talking about?
Individuality – Men value it.
Twister – Wanna play?
Delicious – The food that is.
Careful Robin – Both hands on the bat rope.
Personal Assistant – Because it’s difficult to call someone that can’t type or file a secretary.
Real Beauty: Is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin
True Beauty: Girls, please listen up. You don’t have to starve to be beautiful, You don’t have to dress how society tells you, You are