Russian Beauty – If she was actually a spy… I wouldn’t mind a serious interrogation.
Caption – Not required.
Too Cute Barbie – No problem, I’ll take.
Sigh! I swear I’m not the only one to do that again and again.
Coconuts – She’s got a couple of beauties.
Those Eyes – Relax, she’s not looking at you!
Mountain View – Quite better than expected.
Shibarikini – Admit it, you want one too now.
Back Packs – Never have they looked so good.
Construction Workers – They always appreciate your beauty.
I’ve Lost Weight – Men have begun to see my inner beauty.
Cougar – Always watching, waiting for you to let your guard down.
Hypnotic Stare – Denise originality trained to be a hypnotist but she can’t seem to get anyone to look her in the eyes.
Big Bang Theory – In the beginning there was nothing… Which exploded.
Admiration – No matter how much fun you have, never miss the opportunity to watch the beauty.
Charisma – Because you don’t need a tight red leather corset and sparkling hair to garner everyone’s attention.
Pageants – Miss Canada looks to be a leading contender for the miss world camel toe crown.
Priority – No man will ever look the same way at woman’s intellect.
Purity – The reason clean white sheets inspire dirty thoughts.
Everyone Notices – “Beauty”
Blessed – One of these women has been blessed with natural beauty and talent. The other one is wearing black.
Inner Beauty – Is to outer beauty, what a book is to the movie based on in: better, but no special effects.
Turkey – This is the version some would prefer at Thanksgiving – Miss Turkey 2010.
Beauty – Everything has It. Not everyone sees it.
Break Up – All prayers are answered if we are willing to admit that sometimes the answer is no.
No Your Face Is Beautiful – But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality.