Excuse Me – But there’s a monkey on your lens.
Common Sense – Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
Hope – If the shortest, hairiest, and oldest guy on the beach can get a little boob action, then maybe you can too.
She Was Alive -Before she was dead.
Irony of NASA – Sure, you have several degrees and work for NASA, But you still have to use toys to make your point.
Apple – Now with dual core technology
Break Dancing – You’re doing it wrong.
Your Rules – I am higher than them.
Farmville – EA Games version with unreal engine.
How Do You Sit on This ? Eggtremely carefully.
War of Attrition – Every enemy has to sleep sometime
Awesome Dad – Is Awesome!
They See Me Rollin – They hating
Opportunity – You don’t always need an invitation to join in
The Ninja Parade – It’s OK, I’m straight and didn’t see it either
Favoritism – It Sucks.
Peace – Is time for reload a weapon
Wimbledon – It Get’s better every year out on court 22
Relax Son: You need to grow a little bit more before you can be a real cock. Take your time … the hens will wait.
Once Upon A Time In The Woods: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Real Beauty: Is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin
No I In Team: There are two “U”s in “Shut your freakin’ piehole”, though.
Virgins: They use condoms too ! And your Mom was so worried you didn’t …. good boy !
Despair: Is when you know the greatest feat you’ll ever accomplish Is stepping aside and letting someone else achieve your goal
Success: The surest way to success Is hard work, raw talent and big breasts
Zen Teachings: If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.