They See Me Rollin – They Hatin.
Squirrels – They have nuts.
Distractions – Sometimes there are ulterior motives involved.
Bicycles – They say you never forget how to ride one.
Fear Of – While your busy bitchin’ about your job or never getting the breaks just think about how this guys day is gonna go.
Home Schooling – That’s right son, you only tip your sister after the to comes off.
Dog Instincts – You Can’t control urges implanted by nature.
Little Bacon – The early years.
Why am I in the Water? – And what the f*** is THAT?
Studying For Finals -Sounds stressful.
Shampoo – Anyone have some I can borrow?
Earning The Title – For those who understand, no explanation is necessary, for those who don’t understand, no explanation is possible.
Midgets – What would we do without them.
Gangsta – They put the sites on top for a reason.
That’s Why – He is king of the jungle.
FEAR – It’ll make you shit your pants.
Deception – Hide where you’re least likely to be found.
The Rules – they may be stupid, arbitrary and irritating, but God help you if you break them.
Bicycles – Don’t use them so they never get old.
Manuals – They come in handy.
Flying Sharks – That’s it, we’re fucked.
Camouflage Tiger – It’s so crazy that it just might work.
Facebook Photo – Make sure you’re little brother isn’t on the can before you take the picture.
Porta Potties – Why wait in line when you can just pee on it?
Personal Assistant – Because it’s difficult to call someone that can’t type or file a secretary.
Ninja – Beginner