If All Else Fails - Break their neck.
Get Perspective - Things might look a lot better from another angle.
Ultra Body Detergent - Because you and I both know, she needs it.
When Women Drive - Technology is not keeping up.
Women's Logic - I'll be there in 5 minutes... Stop calling me every half an hour!
Avril vs Lindsay - Better know the difference.
Women Drivers - Almost perfect.
Helmets - Women find them tricky.
Of Course They Are - I read the instruction manual!
Women - They don't think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be
Women Complain About The Size - But they have touched.
Priority - No man will ever look the same way at woman's intellect.
Feminism - strong smart and independent until things get a bit difficult.
Men - They just don't take"Restraining Order" for an answer.
Blessed - One of these women has been blessed with natural beauty and talent. The other
It's True - Women live longer then men... Especially widows.
Money And Women - You can lose money chasing women, You can never lose women chasing
Women - Can't live with them, can't live without them.
There's No Ugly Women - But lazy women.
Gender Discrimination - Sometimes it makes sense.
Rookie Mistake - Letting the wife park the car.
Tools - A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the
Women - They don't want to hear a man's opinion. They just want to hear their own In a
Women - Do you know that awesome moment when you finally understand women? Yeah, me
Obdurate - Women don't let such things as common sense ruin their argument.
Women - They are meant to be loved, not understood.