Bravery - Give the guy (on the right) a Medal.
Behavior - Never be the thing people remember most about the wedding.
Moments - Note to self: Next time forgot to send Joe the invite to a family.
Hiccups - There's no such thing as a perfect wedding day.
The Wedding Photo - That will never be in their wedding album!
Mr. and Mrs. Ninja - On their wedding day.
Marriage Is Give And Take - She wanted a big church wedding. He wanted a motel with a
Movies - I've just watched a dvd about greed, evil, the failure of man, and the cruelty
Old People At Weddings - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I
First Impression - You thought they flipped you off huh?
Clarity - The moment you realize she'll end up looking like her mother.
Clarity - The moment you realise you've ruined your life.
THE KEEPER - Mess her head up before you mess her bed up and she will never be fed up.
WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN - Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing
Delicious Cake - nom nom nom.
Smile Wedding - Because you might need proof that you were really there.