Trick Or Teat - I have the weirdest wooden stake right now...
The Fifteenth Century - When Vampires weren't pathetic.
The Beach - Even vampire lolis can't resist it!
Bad Luck - It sucks and not in a good way.
Twilight - The Final Episode.
Pee-Wee Herman - Still a better vampire than Edvard Cullen.
Dear Vampires - Aren't you worried about AIDS? O_o sincerely, curious.