Trick Or Teat – I have the weirdest wooden stake right now…
The Fifteenth Century – When Vampires weren’t pathetic.
The Beach – Even vampire lolis can’t resist it!
Bad Luck – It sucks and not in a good way.
Twilight – The Final Episode.
Pee-Wee Herman – Still a better vampire than Edvard Cullen.
Dear Vampires – Aren’t you worried about AIDS? O_o sincerely, curious.