Comfort - We're working on that.
Emo Truck - Optimus Prime's depressed brother.
Honey, I'm Home.
Don't Worry - I've got this.
Texting While Driving - sorry I'm late, I'm stuck behind this stupid tr...
Overkill - Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL.
Out Sourcing - You know it's gotten out of hand when your call to the suicide help line is
Divorce - You take the car, I'll take the truck.
Rednecks - You will spot them anywhere.
Men's Stuff - My truck is bigger than your truck.
Reliability - Claiming such doesn't make it true.
Epic Fail: Because 14'1'' means 14'1''