Tag: Tools

Man Can Not Cook

A Man – Can not cook to save his life, But he can sure as hell improvise for the one who should.

Window Stop

Window Stop – Well you’ve got to keep the window open with something.


Labor – If all wealth is gained from it, why is it that most of the wealthy never have to do it?

Natural Selection

Natural Selection – The reason why women’s buttocks are of a greater size than men’s is that the anvil must always be bigger than the

Go Back To The Kitchen!

Go Back To The Kitchen! – Yeah! That’s a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn’t it?

That Digging Moment

That Awkward Moment – When you are digging a hole to hide a body And you find another body.

A Proper Tool

A Proper Tool – Gives you an appropriate job, …and that’s quite often.

Best Tools

Tools – A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the right size and properly