Laziness – If they gave out awards for it, well, it’s doubtful you’d bother showing up to accept.
AMERICANS – We aren’t LAZY… We’re efficient.
DIGNITY – No matter how far in you put your head, you won’t find it there
THE TRUTH HURTS – No one checks the supply… Until it’s too late.
Facebook Photo – Make sure you’re little brother isn’t on the can before you take the picture.
Porta Potties – Why wait in line when you can just pee on it?