Divorce – You were only waiting for this moment to be free.
Felony Stupid – America’s most wanted, worst addicted serial tattoo moron.
Forever – It’s how long you’ll have a crying indian boy on your arm.
Perfection – Now comes in pairs.
Bittersweet – Married to a hot woman that has the morals of a man.
FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE – And you wonder why we are doomed.
REALISTIC TATTOOS – Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.
One Of These Things – Is not like the other.
PANTS – What she does after forcing these on.
IMAGINATION – Puts meaning into Chaos.
Yo Dawg – Dat Ass!!!
Individuality – Men value it.
Attention – It’s amazing how far some people will go to get it.
Bicycles – They say you never forget how to ride one.
Experience: A learning experience is one of those things that says, You know that thing you just did? don’t do that Douglas Adams