Divorce - You were only waiting for this moment to be free.
Felony Stupid - America's most wanted, worst addicted serial tattoo moron.
Forever - It's how long you'll have a crying indian boy on your arm.
Perfection - Now comes in pairs.
Bittersweet - Married to a hot woman that has the morals of a man.
FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - And you wonder why we are doomed.
REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck
One Of These Things - Is not like the other.
PANTS - What she does after forcing these on.
IMAGINATION - Puts meaning into Chaos.
Yo Dawg - Dat Ass!!!
Individuality - Men value it.
Attention - It's amazing how far some people will go to get it.
Bicycles - They say you never forget how to ride one.
Experience: A learning experience is one of those things that says, You know that thing