Crowd Surfing - You're doing it right!
Nice Try - We'll show you how it's really done.
Overcompensating - When you may not really be that cool.
If You're Lazy Enough - Every sport is extreme.
Crowd Surfing - Burns almost as many calories as channel surfing!
A Wasted Trip - Because you spent a lot of money of fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and
Awesome Dad - Is Awesome!