Cropping – A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.
Social Media – We get it. You’re trying to help while the rest of us are watching. Welcome to a kind of famous.
Follow Me On Twitter – Then wonder why you bothered.
“PHOTOS (1,069)” – For some reason, I don’t want to see any of them.
Desperation – It hasn’t changed much over the years, except now it’s called social media.
SOCIAL ACTIVISTS – If you postin’ ’bout Kony I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids and your status saved none.