The Internet - I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
Awkward - Does not begin to cover it, neither does your bra.
Masks - It's easier to fake a smile when you don't care.
Hey Baby - How you doin?
Sweet Dreams - If you don't fear the reprisal, you'd do the same.
Why Do Men Find It Difficult - To make eye contact, breast don't have eyes.
Now You Know - Why babies smile while they are sleeping.
Girls T-Shirts - Sometimes they can tell you a lot.
Meet The Pretty Twins - Nice to met them.
Motorcycles - Created to keep us from choking the idiots around us.
What A Beautiful Girls, What Are Your Names? - Mine is "Good bye" and hers is "Get lost".
Women - They don't think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be
Reason To Smile - She doesn't have any.
An Old Chinese Proverb Says: If you don't know what to say, tell an old Chinese proverb.
Disrespect - You won the game.
Telepathy - I am reading your mind right now... Your are not thinking about my smile.
Smiles - Always give a smile to your enemies. It will distract them while you poison
Oktoberfest - Has three of my favorite things in life ...
Rumors? Impressive b#@ch. At least your spreading something other than your legs.
Smile - For The Camera
Smile And Whole World Smiles With You - And you wonder "what's so funny?" And then you
Al Capone - A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.
Recycling - I pooped...and I ate it. (just makes ya feel proud)
Smile Of Beauty - It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Smile Dog - Make people think that you're up to something!
Smile: All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. Chris Hart