The Internet – I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
Awkward – Does not begin to cover it, neither does your bra.
Masks – It’s easier to fake a smile when you don’t care.
Hey Baby – How you doin?
Sweet Dreams – If you don’t fear the reprisal, you’d do the same.
Why Do Men Find It Difficult – To make eye contact, breast don’t have eyes.
Now You Know – Why babies smile while they are sleeping.
Girls T-Shirts – Sometimes they can tell you a lot.
Meet The Pretty Twins – Nice to met them.
Motorcycles – Created to keep us from choking the idiots around us.
What A Beautiful Girls, What Are Your Names? – Mine is “Good bye” and hers is “Get lost”.
Women – They don’t think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.
Reason To Smile – She doesn’t have any.
An Old Chinese Proverb Says: If you don’t know what to say, tell an old Chinese proverb.
Disrespect – You won the game.
Telepathy – I am reading your mind right now… Your are not thinking about my smile.
Smiles – Always give a smile to your enemies. It will distract them while you poison their drink.
Oktoberfest – Has three of my favorite things in life …
Rumors? Impressive b#@ch. At least your spreading something other than your legs.
Smile – For The Camera
Smile And Whole World Smiles With You – And you wonder “what’s so funny?” And then you realize that they’re looking at you, kid.
Al Capone – A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.
Recycling – I pooped…and I ate it. (just makes ya feel proud)
Smile Of Beauty – It makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Smile Dog – Make people think that you’re up to something!
Smile: All the statistics in the world can’t measure the warmth of a smile. Chris Hart