Tag: Smile

The Internet

The Internet – I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.

Awkward Smile

Awkward – Does not begin to cover it, neither does your bra.

Anime Masks

Masks – It’s easier to fake a smile when you don’t care.

Sweet Dreams

Sweet Dreams – If you don’t fear the reprisal, you’d do the same.

Now You Know

Now You Know – Why babies smile while they are sleeping.

Girls T-Shirts

Girls T-Shirts – Sometimes they can tell you a lot.

Women Trust

Women –¬†They don’t think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.

Reading Your Mind

Telepathy – I am reading your mind right now… Your are not thinking about my smile.

Give A Smile

Smiles – Always give a smile to your enemies. It will distract them while you poison their drink.

Rumors Or ?

Rumors? Impressive b#@ch. At least your spreading something other than your legs.

Al Capone Quote

Al Capone – A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.

Recycling Dog

Recycling – I pooped…and I ate it. (just makes ya feel proud)

Smile Of Beauty

Smile Of Beauty – It makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Dog Smile

Smile Dog – Make people think that you’re up to something!

Sun Smile

Smile: All the statistics in the world can’t measure the warmth of a smile. Chris Hart