Leaving a Tip - Like a boss.
Smart Cars - Don't f@rt in them.
Young Photographer - It's fun.
Satisfaction - She likes her new collar.
Ladies First - Is just nice way to say "Come on, go first, so I can stare at your a$$"
Borrowing - Because it's only stealing if you get caught.
Hey Charlie - I see what you saw there.
Perception - You don't need to be the biggest fish in the ocean - just the smartest.
Redneck Engineering - Where would we be without it?
Thwarted - By a piece of cheap plastic. Am I really from the same species as Einstein,
Massage for Mother In Law - The keys from basement are in the vestibule, hanging on a
Come On In! - I always have time for Jehovah's Witnesses. Here, have a seat. Why don't you
The Player's Edge
The Saddest Part About This - Is that my generation will not get it...
Your Attitude - Not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
Giving Opinions - Is like a bad habit, you know you shouldn't but you just really want
Remnant - I don't think about you any more, I don't think about you any less.
Opportunist - The one who drinks, while the optimist, the pessimist and the realist are
Writer's Block - It's this or spider solitaire.
Consumerism - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress
That Gandhi - What a smartypants!
Gambling - A smart man thinks he can beat the odds. A dumb man knows he can.
MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution.
Expression - Because your a genius. F*** everyone else.
Opportunity - When it knocks...
Ownage - Is to use your enemy's tactics in his own destruction.