Motivation – My only motivation to go to the gym.
Hot Redhead – You read the title correctly.
Scarcity – There are only so much wants and needs that can be satisfied at one time.
Nuns – They have boobs too.
A Tourist – What do you call a beautiful girl wearing a Green Bay Packers jersey?
The Moriya Shrine – Come for the goddess’ stay for the delicious yuri.
Rachel Wants A New Pet – Any volunteers?
Flossing – It’s just good personal hygiene.
Admiration – No matter how much fun you have, never miss the opportunity to watch the beauty.
Flat Is Where It’s At – But that doesn’t mean that round is out of bounds.
Yoga – The ancient Indian art of giving me a chubby.
Presents – Gifts are always a fun thing to give and receive, especially when they involve half naked Mikus.
Lower Back Stretches – It probably won’t help your chronic back pain but it’ll sure make me feel better.
And Now – I’ll teach you how to count to two.
Onion Booty – So damn good it’ll make you cry.
Denim – Is often the best gift wrap…
Screw Candy – I want meat.
Explore The World – Especially central and south Africa.
One In A Million Shot – If the skirt wasn’t funny, look at the poster at the bottom.
Abstinence Only – Your program has no chance against opponents like these.
The Red Cross – I think I’m now ready to make a donation!
Purity – The reason clean white sheets inspire dirty thoughts.
Epic Ass Really doesn’t need to be explained, just admired.
Sextings – Doggie Style
My Dear – I have something to confess, I’m married. Pffft… You scared me… I thought the BMW wasn’t yours.
Imagination – Use it.