Bullet Proof Glass – When the faith in God is not enough.
Can’t Afford Health Insurance – Go to the airport, you’ll get a free x-ray, bre*** exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get
Sniffer Dogs – Who ever smelt it, dealt it. Doesn’t seem to work with Sniffer Dogs.
Do You Have The Skills – To be a Bouncer? 1. Act like a di*k 2. Stand by a door