Tag: Sayings

Don’t & Stop

Don’t and Stop – Two words a man hates to hear unless you’re saying them together.

Preemptive Strike

Preemptive Strike – All’s fair in love, war and tickle fights.

Procrastination Is

Procrastination – Is like mastu**ation… It’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just f**ked yourself.

Anger Today

Anger – People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few ‘yo mama’ jokes when suddenly I start getting called

Father To Son

Father To Son – When my father died I cried and I cried for what I’d lost so deep inside I hold each day my

Listen Mister

Listen Mister – It’s, “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush…” not, “A bird in your bush is better than using both

Quiet Deception

Deception – People think that I’m quiet because I’m shy, but really I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all retards.

Facing The World

Facing The World – The reason I sleep so long in the morning isn’t because I’m tired ans need to sleep, It’s because I have

Al Capone Saying

Al Capone – You can get more what you want with a kind word and gun, than you can with just a kind word.