Don't and Stop - Two words a man hates to hear unless you're saying them together.
Hope - Is the poor man's bread.
An Apple A Day - Keeps the doctor away.
Preemptive Strike - All's fair in love, war and tickle fights.
Procrastination - Is like mastu**ation... It's good in the beginning, but in the end, you
Anger - People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few 'yo mama' jokes
Father To Son - When my father died I cried and I cried for what I'd lost so deep inside
Listen Mister - It's, "A bird in hand is worth two in the bush..." not, "A bird in your
Deception - People think that I'm quiet because I'm shy, but really I've been silently
Facing The World - The reason I sleep so long in the morning isn't because I'm tired ans