Optimism – If they’re going to beat you up, how many do you think will actually get dressed first?
Meanwhile In Thailand
Meanwhile In Scotland
Of Course They Are – I read the instruction manual!
In People’s Republic Of China – Sinks are red. The rest is dirty capitalist propaganda.
Mr Fantastic Toilet – He doesn’t want anyone else to use it.
Facebook Photo – Make sure you’re little brother isn’t on the can before you take the picture.
Porta Potties – Why wait in line when you can just pee on it?