A Good Baptism - Always has to be celebrated in a good church.
Choose The Amish Girl - She doesn't expect you to call latter.
Take Care Of Your Body - Your soul is immortal anyways.
Back To School - Catholic school girls demure and always ready to show reverence.
Life's Mysteries - I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk
Just Give In - The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what
The New Testament - The book of Itsnotfair. Chapters 14-18 Found after 2000 years.
Satisfied - The day I realized I was God was when I was praying to him, and realized i
Selling A Product - People criticize me because i don't believe in God. But they forget
And Then... The Haterpillar turned into a beautiful Haterfly.
The Holy Bible - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always
Confession - Father... I've sinned, I've tricked a jew... My son, that isn't a sin, it's
The Penguin - She will not take your filthy stolen money.
My Sole Purpose - In this life time is to be a bad example...
Westboro Baptist Church - If they protest at your funeral, you know you did something
I Have The Body Of A God - Or at least a fat and happy Buddha ...
Catholic Condoms - In case the picture of Jesus on the nightstand doesn't break the
Good Sermon - Should be like a woman's skirt; Short enough to rouse interest... Long
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD - It's his fan club I can't stand.
RELIGION - God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?