Tag: Religion

Dual Wielding

Dual Wielding – Is not possible until you are a level 20 Cleric… sorry Father.

Jehovah’s Witness Deterrent

Jehovah’s Witness Deterrent – Have you heard the good word, I think you won’t hear that anytime soon anymore.

A Good Baptism

A Good Baptism – Always has to be celebrated in a good church.

Back To School

Back To School – Catholic school girls demure and always ready to show reverence.

Life’s Mysteries

Life’s Mysteries – I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.

Just Give In

Just Give In – The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.

The New Testament

The New Testament – The book of Itsnotfair. Chapters 14-18 Found after 2000 years.

Satisfied or Not

Satisfied – The day I realized I was God was when I was praying to him, and realized i was talking to myself.

Selling A Product

Selling A Product – People criticize me because i don’t believe in God. But they forget that they’re the ones who keep telling me about

And Then

And Then… The Haterpillar turned into a beautiful Haterfly.

The Holy Bible

The Holy Bible – “No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.”


Confession – Father… I’ve sinned, I’ve tricked a jew… My son, that isn’t a sin, it’s a miracle…

The Penguin

The Penguin – She will not take your filthy stolen money.

My Sole Purpose

My Sole Purpose – In this life time is to be a bad example…

I said No Condoms

Catholic Condoms – In case the picture of Jesus on the nightstand doesn’t break the deal.

Good Sermon

Good Sermon – Should be like a woman’s skirt; Short enough to rouse interest… Long enough to cover the essentials.

Religion View

RELIGION – God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?