Bullet Proof Glass - When the faith in God is not enough.
Dual Wielding - Is not possible until you are a level 20 Cleric... sorry Father.
Let's Pray For The Poor - In our expensive car.
Jehovah's Witness Deterrent - Have you heard the good word, I think you won't hear that
Amish Grand Prix Race - Final preparations in pit-stop.
South End Baptist Church - Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!
Back To School - Father knows best.
A Good Baptism - Always has to be celebrated in a good church.
Choose The Amish Girl - She doesn't expect you to call latter.
Take Care Of Your Body - Your soul is immortal anyways.
Back To School - Catholic school girls demure and always ready to show reverence.
Life's Mysteries - I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk
Just Give In - The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what
The New Testament - The book of Itsnotfair. Chapters 14-18 Found after 2000 years.
Satisfied - The day I realized I was God was when I was praying to him, and realized i
Selling A Product - People criticize me because i don't believe in God. But they forget
And Then... The Haterpillar turned into a beautiful Haterfly.
The Holy Bible - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always
Confession - Father... I've sinned, I've tricked a jew... My son, that isn't a sin, it's
The Penguin - She will not take your filthy stolen money.
My Sole Purpose - In this life time is to be a bad example...
Westboro Baptist Church - If they protest at your funeral, you know you did something
I Have The Body Of A God - Or at least a fat and happy Buddha ...
Catholic Condoms - In case the picture of Jesus on the nightstand doesn't break the deal.
Good Sermon - Should be like a woman's skirt; Short enough to rouse interest... Long
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD - It's his fan club I can't stand.