Utility Bear - Considerably more useful than 90% of people.
Too Sexy - For his shirt.
Rednecks Bike - Before steam-punk, dead rising 2 or fallout 3.
Rednecks - Their ingenuity knows no bounds.
Your Hair - It tastes so nice.
Darwin's Theory - Does not apply to everyone!
Loyal To The Cause - Never sellout. Never surrender.
Hey, Ladies - Show us some respect.
Redneck Olympics - They're training hard for 2012.
Redneck Seafood - Mmmmm... Tasty
Then I Told The Teacher Lady - I ain't no Homo sapiens I'm Hetero sapiens.
Priorities - Because having two of the three next gen consoles is way more important than
Six Packs-Beer Style - I'm on diet, redneck style.
Redneck Engineering - Where would we be without it?
You Know You're A Redneck - When you wear a pair of underpants as a tank top.
Fire Alarm - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
Bad Crashes - The only reason red-necks watch TV.
Redneck Houseboat - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We
Rednecks - You will spot them anywhere.
IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS - You might be a redneck.