This Is What Authority Means.
Cute Puppy - No matter what you do in life you'll never attain this level of cuteness.
Puppy Love - When love is at it's simplest, it's beautiful, when love is at it's hardest,
Child Support? - You mean I have to PAY?
Hang In There - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a b***h anyway.
Proof Positive - Sometimes blondes just don't get it.
Gone - You left me alone, the gate swung open, I searched high and low, now I'm lost, far
My Daughter Asked How Puppies Were Made - After beating around the bush, and 30 minutes of
Sometimes - You just have to grow up for the impossible to become possible.
EVEN HE KNOWS! - Have you seen the price of gas these days? ... It's a doggone shame! ...