The Happiness - Of a future father.
Hiccups - There's no such thing as a perfect wedding day.
Non Alcoholic Beer - It's like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same, but still just
Don't Worry - You'll see your feet again someday.
True Love - Means you can totally kick him in the nuts during labor.
Unconditional Love - Letting someone live with you for nine months, before meeting them
Life Lesson - Never let things that you want, make you forget what you have.
Windows - Add another button like UNDO...
Happy Father's Day - To all those men who don't know that they are fathers... Happy
He who Laughs Last - Laughs best.
Nine Months - It rubs the smile right off your face... ...for at least 18 year. (Cheer