Tag: Pool

I’m Going to

I’m Going to – Every last one of you motherf*****s.

Relax Time

Relax Time – For when you are kick out of the house and/or Shrine.

Pools Brings Out The Best

Pools Brings Out The Best – Of our girls since the “Great Bath” at Mohenjo-Dario in 3rd millennium BC.

Testing The Water

Testing The Water – Generally, it’s a good idea to do it before you leap in!

Be Careful

Be Careful – Don’t drop your cell phone! Those are expensive!


Bewbs – Sometimes they are so epic, the owner can not even leave them alone.


Bikinis – Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These

Water Bed

Water Bed – You’re doing it wrong.

Internet Dating Tip #2

Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my

First Impressions

First Impressions – The dirty from our parents stay with us eternal. But the problems later you will face shall be more than just external.


ENTITLEMENT – Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you nothing, It was here first.

The Moment

The moment your GF’s best friend, becomes YOUR best friend too.

Junk In The Trunk

JUNK IN THE TRUNK – Looks more like an episode of Hoarders to me …

White Snorlax

White Snorlax – It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You balck out.