I'm Going to - Every last one of you motherf*****s.
Step Daughters - They need a Daddy.
Relax Time - For when you are kick out of the house and/or Shrine.
Hand-Drawn Picture - Your hands are drawn to it, are they not?
Pools Brings Out The Best - Of our girls since the "Great Bath" at Mohenjo-Dario in 3rd
Desperation - Heat can make even cats to chill in water.
Public Pool - When the beach is too far away.
Testing The Water - Generally, it's a good idea to do it before you leap in!
Girls And Hot Tubs - Why have one when you can have both?
Be Careful - Don't drop your cell phone! Those are expensive!
Bewbs - Sometimes they are so epic, the owner can not even leave them alone.
Swimming Pool In Tokyo - But where is the water?
Swimming Pools - Well worth the investment.
Today Is Sunday - Not a f@#k shall I give.
Bikinis - Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but
Life Is Like Pool - I don't have a pool.
Water Bed - You're doing it wrong.
Internet Dating Tip #2 - Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot
Life - Get used to disappointment.
First Impressions - The dirty from our parents stay with us eternal. But the problems
ENTITLEMENT - Don't go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you
The moment your GF's best friend, becomes YOUR best friend too.
Love Overwhelms Hate - He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.
Gravity - You are doing it wrong.
JUNK IN THE TRUNK - Looks more like an episode of Hoarders to me ...
WARNING - Delightfully slippery when wet !