Music Police - Imposing order when you suck so much.
Homeland Security - Everything is secure... in my dreams.
The Sheriff - Is willing to negotiate.
Officer Can't We Work Something Out - How about feeling these instead.
Sweet Boys - Oh boys, I have Candy!
Pigeons Attack - The revolution has begun.
Hang In There - Or become a pancake whit a crack in it.
Robocop - Now you're screwed.
Paranoia - Because in America, everything is terrorism.
Halloween Party - Sexy costumes, lots of candy, yes, it is better than Christmas.
Russian Police Forces - Absolutely arresting.
The Hottest Police Officer - In Netherlands.
Russian Police Officers - Yes, you can search me anytime.
It's Okay Hippie - Pepper spray is organic.
Romance - The Art of music is a way into anyone's heart.
Reckless Driving - Police Call It Reckless Driving I Call It Skills.
Stereotypes - Exist for a reason.
Power Nap - But not when you're on duty.
Not A Good Time - To waive your right to remain silent, so you can finish singing Enter
Protect And Serve - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
No Parking Zone - I'm sorry sir, you're illegaly parked in a no parking area, I'm going to
Nice Try - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?
Peaceful Assembly - Yes, you can haz pepper spray!
I Am The Law! - But I'm also a husband. A son. A loving father. A human being. So be nice
Privacy - Some people really don't like being photographed.
Kilt - Honey, there's nothing "sissy" about these men...