Tag: Police

Music Police

Music Police – Imposing order when you suck so much.

Sweet Boys

Sweet Boys – Oh boys, I have Candy!


Paranoia – Because in America, everything is terrorism.

Reckless Driving

Reckless Driving – Police Call It Reckless Driving I Call It Skills.

Power Nap

Power Nap – But not when you’re on duty.

Not A Good Time

Not A Good Time – To waive your right to remain silent, so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.

Protect And Serve

Protect And Serve – The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

No Parking Zone

No Parking Zone – I’m sorry sir, you’re illegaly parked in a no parking area, I’m going to have to write you a ticket. Have

Nice Try

Nice Try – You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?

I Am The Law!

I Am The Law! – But I’m also a husband. A son. A loving father. A human being. So be nice or I’ll taser you

Violated Privacy

Privacy – Some people really don’t like being photographed.


Kilt – Honey, there’s nothing “sissy” about these men…