Tag: Planes

Newton’s Law

Newton’s Law – States that what goes up and comes down our Captain’s Law states that what goes up and comes down had damn well

Never Fly With

Never Fly – Wearing anything you wouldn’t want to hike in.

To Most People

To Most People – The sky is the limit to those who love aviation, the sky is home.

Remember Kids

Remember Kids – A guy in a jet will always beat a guy on a camel.

Those Who Hoot

Those Who Hoot – With the owls by night should not fly with the eagles by day.


Serenity –¬†Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can’t take the sky from me.

Rules Of Engagement

Rules Of Engagement The TV show the drone pilot is watching on his other monitor.

Just Sit Right Back

Just Sit Right Back – And you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny

Destiny And Judgement

Destiny – And just as they created there Gods so too shall they create their Angels that will rain fire upon them on their day

Life Trust

Trust – When my life depends on someone else It’s never a stress-free time It does make me feel better knowing that if something goes

The Only Thing Worse

The Only Thing Worse – Than a captain who never flew as a co-pilot, Is a co-pilot who once was a captain.

Plane Humor

PLANE HUMOR – like two junior high school girls labeling each other nasty names…


Wealth – Accumulating great wealth is not difficult. You buy people for what they’re really worth and then you sell them for what they think

Cafeteria Conduct

Cafeteria Conduct – No pushing, playing or loud talk permitted in line.

Oh My God

Oh My God – Look at those gas prices.


Midgets – What would we do without them.


Manuals – They come in handy.