Shutterbugs – Finding an interesting subject is half the battle.
A Good Photographer – Knows how to create a composition.
Young Photographer – It’s fun.
Photographic Jewels – Camera flash reflecting from an earring is less noticeable if a necklace is worn.
Mind Games – When you see it, you’ll s**t bricks.
Photography – It’s all about the camera angle.
Opportunity – Always be ready to take advantage of it.
Optical Illusions – A visually perceived image that is deceptive or misleading.
Privacy – Some people really don’t like being photographed.
Customer Service – May I help you?
And Last But Not Least – Please sing this one for Iceman.
Whale Watcher – Step aside Moby. A greater catch approaches.
Arms For War – In the perfect world, arms would only be used for hugs.
Photographic Memory – We all have one… But not all of us have film.
Composition – That’s a funny name for boobs.
THE FAMILY REBEL – I can’t believe I have to wait 6 more years to get away from these freaks. To be born here, my
Brilliant Photographers – Know how to create a composition.