Shark Bait – Now you know why they call him shark bait.
Born To Be Wild.
Pet Owners – Oh God, hope they haven’t invited any of my friends.
A Cat Pig – My owner is not very smart.
Please – Can we keep it?
This Is What Authority Means.
Friendship – Things I have to put up with.
Neutering – The practical alternative to inbreeding.
Pink Lamb – ‘Cause pink dogs are too mainstream.