Shark Bait - Now you know why they call him shark bait.
Born To Be Wild.
Pet Owners - Oh God, hope they haven't invited any of my friends.
A Cat Pig - My owner is not very smart.
Please - Can we keep it?
This Is What Authority Means.
Friendship - Things I have to put up with.
Neutering - The practical alternative to inbreeding.
Pink Lamb - 'Cause pink dogs are too mainstream.