This Is Funny - Because it's not mine.
Functionality - There's a time where you have to wonder what the point is.
Perspective - You say I am addicted, I say I am committed.
Self Esteem - Now don't you feel better about yourself already?
I Didn't Expect That - But then again no one ever does.
Futility - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.
No Your Face Is Beautiful - But I think you should really consider double bagging that