Tag: People

Aspirations Famous

Aspirations – She wanted to be famous when she grew up. Be careful what you wish for.

Humans

Humans – The only species trying to make itself obsolete.

Dumb People Quiz

Dumb People Quiz – Don’t press the red button. Ready set.. go!

Dear Rich Bastard

Dear Rich Bastard – Unless you have a bookshelf that leads to a hidden passage when you pull a hidden lever. Consider your money spent

Discovery

Discovery – A company that will go to the ends of the World for its people will find it can hire them for about 10%

Anger Today

Anger – People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few ‘yo mama’ jokes when suddenly I start getting called

Some People

Some People – Need a high five … in the face … with a chair.

Keep A Secret

Three People – Can keep a secret if you get rid of two of them.

People Are a Problem

People – “To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.” (Douglas Adams)

Sweet Innocence

Sweet Innocence – She’s been on more  laps than a restaurant napkin.

Illegal Immigration

Illegal Immigration – I heard of a wall that kept out illegal guests before. Where was it again? Oh, forget it.

Consumerism

Consumerism – We buy stuff we don’t need, with money that we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.

Proverb

Proverb – Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.

System Error

NO NEED – CTRL + ALT + DEL works just as well.

Boring People

Boring People – There’s no such thing. Really, they’re just a different kind of weird than you are.

Jersey Shore

JERSEY SHORE – Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.

Insignificant

Insignificant – I may not seem like much to the outside observer, but to people who know me well I seem like even less.