This is Why - People hunt duck with shotguns.
Reality - When you Sober Up, it hits you like a brick in the face.
Come To The Sweet Side - Because we have donuts.
Cake Party - Why not?
Umm Dave! Can you put your grandpa back in his room?
Expectation - Every new party comes whit new surprises.
A Big Weekend - So what did you get up to??
The Real Reason - Why I miss college.
Halloween Party - Sexy costumes, lots of candy, yes, it is better than Christmas.
Great Photobomb Guy - He's doing it right!
Halloween Party - This one just got interesting.
Welcome To The Beach - We've got fun and Yuri.
Coolest Grandma - Ever.
Big Moment For Him Worst party ever for her.
They Are Going To Have - Some serious back problems.
True Friends - Sticking with you through good times and bad.
No More Parties - At least until I get a better quality group of friends.
Bachelorette Party - Brought to you by Jaegermeister.
Birthday - A day like any other day, ruined by friends or relatives.
Congratulations - You might think that your "victory" over erectile dysfunction is just
Octoberfest - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
How Did This Become - Aids and Crack and Techno???
Alcohol - Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad.
The Best Thing - About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Australia Day - Like we need an excuse to get drunk.
Party Tricks - I swallow two pieces of string. A couple of hours later, I pull them out