This is Why – People hunt duck with shotguns.
Reality – When you Sober Up, it hits you like a brick in the face.
Come To The Sweet Side – Because we have donuts.
Cake Party – Why not?
Umm Dave! Can you put your grandpa back in his room?
Expectation – Every new party comes whit new surprises.
A Big Weekend – So what did you get up to??
The Real Reason – Why I miss college.
Halloween Party – Sexy costumes, lots of candy, yes, it is better than Christmas.
Great Photobomb Guy – He’s doing it right!
Halloween Party – This one just got interesting.
Welcome To The Beach – We’ve got fun and Yuri.
Coolest Grandma – Ever.
Big Moment For Him Worst party ever for her.
They Are Going To Have – Some serious back problems.
True Friends – Sticking with you through good times and bad.
No More Parties – At least until I get a better quality group of friends.
Bachelorette Party – Brought to you by Jaegermeister.
Birthday – A day like any other day, ruined by friends or relatives.
Congratulations – You might think that your “victory” over erectile dysfunction is just between you and your wife, but your wife probably has other ideas
Octoberfest – In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
How Did This Become – Aids and Crack and Techno???
Alcohol – Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad.
The Best Thing – About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Australia Day – Like we need an excuse to get drunk.
Party Tricks – I swallow two pieces of string. A couple of hours later, I pull them out of my ass tied together. No really,