No Refunds – No exchanges, either.
The Talk – Son, you’re all grown up now, I think it’s time we talk about these things that happen between boys and girls… Sure,
Work From Home – The illusion that watching adult material all day will get junior into college.
Wet T-Shirt Contest – You lose.
DRIVER MUST WEAR HELMET – You kids are on your own.
GOOD PARENTING – The secret is to get your priorities in order.
Protection – Wouldn’t want him to swallow a bug!
PARENTAL TIP #666 – There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age.
The Fan Fell On Our Baby – Quick! take a picture for the internet!
Priorities – Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.