Forever 18 - Remains undefeated.
It's Rewarding - Releasing whales back into their natural environment.
If Those Red Shorts - Get any higher, grandma's b**bies are gonna get cold.
Be Grateful - They're not on a nude beach.
Helping Grandma - Whit the controller.
Grandmother - You don't convince her that you're not hungry.
70 Years Old - And still hotter then today's whining starlets!
Fashion Statement - Leather never goes out of style.
Your Grandma - Been playing too much WoW!
Grandma - The real gangster in this picture.
Coolest Grandma - Ever.
Smoking Kills - Tell her.
I Have The Feeling - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend.
Old People At Weddings - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I
Sixth Sense - Brake!! Bit*h....is....not.....gonna.... brake!
Commando - No underwear is not always an acceptable shortcut to happiness.
No Grandma No - I will not eat your candy!
Inside Jokes - Telling your wife that she looks the same as she did 20 years ago might
The Correct Answer Was - Yes, Granny, the cokies are delicious, as always.
Perfect Man - An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets
Shadows - Reveal what the mind wants but what the body is too afraid to show.
Have A Seat - You want a cup of shut the hell up or a tall glass of I was just leaving.
Menopause - Bet you can't guess which one of us is peeing our pants right now? Ha! We
MY ADVICE - Is stop correcting my Gramma
Love - When you can't tell your farts from her anymore.