Tag: Old Man

Umm Dave

Umm Dave! Can you put your grandpa back in his room?

Old Schools

Old School – Hit em’ on the head and drag em’ back to the man cave.

Young And Old

Young And Old – You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my daughters age.

Old Age

Old Age – Don’t worry about tomorrow, you’ve got enough to worry about today.

On Your Death Bed

On Your Death Bed – Be sure to greet death with a smile this is to show him you lived a great life and have


Dementia – When I was a little boy my grandfather asked me how old I was. I told him I was five, and he said

Hope For Life

Life – I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it.

If I Could

If I Could – Take it all back I wouldn’t.

Love Is Blind

Love Is Blind – Not entirely money-blind, though.


Seniority – People do not become old to die, But to realize they had a life.

Love Forever

Love – When you can’t tell your farts from her anymore.