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Umm Dave Best Demotivational Posters

Umm Dave

Umm Dave! Can you put your grandpa back in his room?

Are You Always This Stupid Best Demotivational Posters

Are You Always This Stupid

Are You Always This Stupid - Or are you making an extra effort today?

Old Schools Best Demotivational Posters

Old Schools

Old School - Hit em' on the head and drag em' back to the man cave.

Dirty Old Man Best Demotivational Posters

Dirty Old Man

Dirty Old Man - Beaches rock!

Money Can't Buy Happiness Best Demotivational Posters

Money Can’t Buy Happiness

Money Can't Buy Happiness - Ha ha ha .. I knew I couldn't say that and keep a straight

True Casanova Best Demotivational Posters

True Casanova

True Casanova - Never retires.

Hope Dies Last Best Demotivational Posters

Hope Dies Last

Hope - Is the poor man's bread.

AN-OLD-CHINESE-PROVERB-SAYS Best Demotivational Posters

An Old Chinese Proverb Says

An Old Chinese Proverb Says: If you don't know what to say, tell an old Chinese proverb.


The Trouble With Internet Quotes

The Trouble With Internet Quotes - Is you never know if they are genuine or not. -


Drink Your Beer Boy

Drink Your Beer Boy - There's sober children in Somalia ...


Young And Old

Young And Old - You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my


Old Age

Old Age - Don't worry about tomorrow, you've got enough to worry about today.


On Your Death Bed

On Your Death Bed - Be sure to greet death with a smile this is to show him you lived a



Dementia - When I was a little boy my grandfather asked me how old I was. I told him I was


Hope For Life

Life - I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it.


Warning For Older Men

Warning For Older Men


The Greatest Generation

The Greatest Generation? - Hey, he survived the brown acid at Woodstock.


Clear Conscience

Clear Conscience - Sure Sign of Bad Memory.


Snow On The Roof

Snow On The Roof -


Archaeologist is the Perfect Man

Perfect Man - An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets


If I Could

If I Could - Take it all back I wouldn't.


What Shadows Can Reveal?

Shadows - Reveal what the mind wants but what the body is too afraid to show.


Love Is Blind

Love Is Blind - Not entirely money-blind, though.



Seniority - People do not become old to die, But to realize they had a life.


Love Overwhelms Hate

Love Overwhelms Hate - He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.


Love Forever

Love - When you can't tell your farts from her anymore.