Umm Dave! Can you put your grandpa back in his room?
Are You Always This Stupid - Or are you making an extra effort today?
Old School - Hit em' on the head and drag em' back to the man cave.
Dirty Old Man - Beaches rock!
Money Can't Buy Happiness - Ha ha ha .. I knew I couldn't say that and keep a straight
True Casanova - Never retires.
An Old Chinese Proverb Says: If you don't know what to say, tell an old Chinese proverb.
The Trouble With Internet Quotes - Is you never know if they are genuine or not. -
Drink Your Beer Boy - There's sober children in Somalia ...
Young And Old - You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my
Old Age - Don't worry about tomorrow, you've got enough to worry about today.
On Your Death Bed - Be sure to greet death with a smile this is to show him you lived a
Dementia - When I was a little boy my grandfather asked me how old I was. I told him I was
Life - I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it.
Warning For Older Men
The Greatest Generation? - Hey, he survived the brown acid at Woodstock.
Clear Conscience - Sure Sign of Bad Memory.
Snow On The Roof -
Perfect Man - An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets
If I Could - Take it all back I wouldn't.
Shadows - Reveal what the mind wants but what the body is too afraid to show.
Love Is Blind - Not entirely money-blind, though.
Seniority - People do not become old to die, But to realize they had a life.
Love Overwhelms Hate - He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.
Love - When you can't tell your farts from her anymore.