His Girlfriend – Was supposed to come out in 5 minutes.
Golden Opportunity – Lets jack it while Ghost Rider is having a crap.
Rednecks Bike – Before steam-punk, dead rising 2 or fallout 3.
Rednecks – Their ingenuity knows no bounds.
Motorcycles – Makes good girls do bad things.
When It’s Hot – You can roll the window down.
Organ Donor – You are doing right.
Airbags – Now standard equipment.
Ducati – If there was anything better… I’d be riding it!
Helmets – They can’t save you man, if you don’t wear them.
Drunk Driving – There are many dangers.
That Backpack – Had better be a parachute.
Squid – The definition of stupid.
Sport bikes – Always attract the hot girls.
Adversity – Never stop doing what you love.
Motorcycles – Created to keep us from choking the idiots around us.
Opportunity – Always be ready to take advantage of it.
Harley s Style – Making men into boys since 1918…
The Security Motorbike – Fail.
Insanity – When bravery just isn’t enough.
They See Me Rolin‘ – They hatin’
Wall Of Death – Full throttle until you see God. Then brake.
Time It’s Taking Life Away… And your stuff too.
Too Much Horsepower? – No Such Thing.
Follow Your Dreams – Usually, the only one stopping you is you.
Only Bikers Know – Why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.