His Girlfriend - Was supposed to come out in 5 minutes.
Golden Opportunity - Lets jack it while Ghost Rider is having a crap.
Rednecks Bike - Before steam-punk, dead rising 2 or fallout 3.
Rednecks - Their ingenuity knows no bounds.
Motorcycles - Makes good girls do bad things.
When It's Hot - You can roll the window down.
Organ Donor - You are doing right.
Airbags - Now standard equipment.
Ducati - If there was anything better... I'd be riding it!
Helmets - They can't save you man, if you don't wear them.
Drunk Driving - There are many dangers.
That Backpack - Had better be a parachute.
Squid - The definition of stupid.
Sport bikes - Always attract the hot girls.
Adversity - Never stop doing what you love.
Motorcycles - Created to keep us from choking the idiots around us.
Opportunity - Always be ready to take advantage of it.
Harley s Style - Making men into boys since 1918...
The Security Motorbike - Fail.
Insanity - When bravery just isn't enough.
They See Me Rolin' - They hatin'
Wall Of Death - Full throttle until you see God. Then brake.
Time It's Taking Life Away... And your stuff too.
Too Much Horsepower? - No Such Thing.
Follow Your Dreams - Usually, the only one stopping you is you.
Only Bikers Know - Why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.