Here Mom - Take these out, it'll be a better picture.
Your Mother - Bangs like a screen door in a tornado.
Mom's Motel - Old, dirty and a few dozen people in it every night!
Your Mom - She knows you've been stealing her w##d
Sweet Dreams - If you don't fear the reprisal, you'd do the same.
Honey, I Would Like To Meet Your Girlfriend - Me too, mom, me too...
Mom Off The Year - They not all win the Britney Spears mom off the year award.
Dating A Mom - Like continuing from someone else's saved game.
A Mothers Advice - No greater power.
There Is -No Bit*h on Earth like a mother frightened for her kids.
Any Time - Is good time to enjoy a refreshing beverage.
Choices - Mom felt it was good for us to have them0 1. Take it 2. Leave it
I Have Noticed - Everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
No Refunds - No exchanges, either.
Honesty - is always the best policy