Valentine’s Day – In Texas.
Meat Sticks – Some people just don’t have a stomach for them.
No Thanks – I’m a vegetarian.
Thank You – For converting vegetables into bacon.
How Do I Like My Steak? Next to my other steak!
Steak – Even dogs like some juicy meat.
Meat – If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it’s dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.
Pork Chops – They are like meat curtains on a fat chick.
Clown Meat – It tastes funny.