Valentine's Day - In Texas.
Meat Sticks - Some people just don't have a stomach for them.
No Thanks - I'm a vegetarian.
Thank You - For converting vegetables into bacon.
How Do I Like My Steak? Next to my other steak!
Steak - Even dogs like some juicy meat.
Meat - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better
Pork Chops - They are like meat curtains on a fat chick.
Clown Meat – It tastes funny.