Tag: Marriage

Centaurs

Centaurs – They need love too.

This Is Why

This Is Why – Married women keep their maiden names.

Stable Quote

Stable – A pimp whit just one horse is just another married man.

Love Is Blind

Love Is Blind – But marriage is a real eye-opener.

Marriage And Banks

Marriage & Banks – They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.

Psychological Problems

Psychology – I was recently asked if I had any psychological problems? I replied, ” No I divorced her 12 years ago. “

It’s So Simple – Divorce

It’s So Simple – If love means never having to say you’re sorry, and divorce can be caused by never saying you’re sorry, then that

Commitment

Commitment – Despite what everyone says, you know better.

Entering Hell

Entering Hell – It was in that moment i realized, the devil wears white.

Great Marriage

Marriage – It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Morning Sickness

Morning Sickness – Don’t worry, it will pass as soon as the tool hits the door.

Marriage Sometimes Is …

Marriage – Sometimes is love and sometimes is just like being stuck together in a narrow space.