Female Dignity - And alcohol do not mix.
Homers Make-Up Shotgun - The Simpsons vs Real Life.
The Best Luck - I saw my girlfriend without makeup and she is not ugly.
Girls With And Without Makeup - You see the difference.
Excuse Me Miss - You've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
What Makeup Do You Use? Nutella?
Don't Worry About What People Think - They usually don't.
If You Child Look Like This - You have failed as a parent.
Isn't It Just Wonderful - That in this crazy world we found each other!
Friends - Hers must be blind.
Females, Can You Tell Us - Why do you consider this hot?!
Halloween Makeup - She doesn't really need one.
Cosplay Makeup - Nice.
Would You Still Like - Real girls to look like Anime?
Crazy Bitches - Because the only thing that could improve your beauty is a black eye.
No More Parties - At least until I get a better quality group of friends.
Makeup - Is scary.
Mother Of Make Up - They Told Me I Could Become Anything... so I became.
Fake - Hair, nails, tan, eyelashes, hooters... and they wonder why they can't find Real
A Foolish Man - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is
Illusion - Can be accomplished by magicians, sorcerers and gay makeup artists.
The Longer You Look - The funnier it gets.