Tag: Make Up

The Best Luck

The Best Luck – I saw my girlfriend without makeup and she is not ugly.

Crazy Bitches

Crazy Bitches – Because the only thing that could improve your beauty is a black eye.

No More Parties

No More Parties – At least until I get a better quality group of friends.

Mother Of Make Up

Mother Of Make Up – They Told Me I Could Become Anything… so I became.

Fake Things

Fake – Hair, nails, tan, eyelashes, hooters… and they wonder why they can’t find Real men.

A Foolish Man

A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.

Illusions Of Makeup

Illusion – Can be accomplished by magicians, sorcerers and gay makeup artists.