Female Dignity – And alcohol do not mix.
Homers Make-Up Shotgun – The Simpsons vs Real Life.
The Best Luck – I saw my girlfriend without makeup and she is not ugly.
Girls With And Without Makeup – You see the difference.
Excuse Me Miss – You’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
What Makeup Do You Use? Nutella?
Don’t Worry About What People Think – They usually don’t.
If You Child Look Like This – You have failed as a parent.
Isn’t It Just Wonderful – That in this crazy world we found each other!
Friends – Hers must be blind.
Females, Can You Tell Us – Why do you consider this hot?!
Halloween Makeup – She doesn’t really need one.
Cosplay Makeup – Nice.
Would You Still Like – Real girls to look like Anime?
Crazy Bitches – Because the only thing that could improve your beauty is a black eye.
No More Parties – At least until I get a better quality group of friends.
Makeup – Is scary.
Mother Of Make Up – They Told Me I Could Become Anything… so I became.
Fake – Hair, nails, tan, eyelashes, hooters… and they wonder why they can’t find Real men.
A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
Illusion – Can be accomplished by magicians, sorcerers and gay makeup artists.
The Longer You Look – The funnier it gets.