Babysitting - Like a pro.
The Youth Of Today - They know how to play.
Hey Charlie - I see what you saw there.
Come Prepared - It's almost impossible to prepare too much.
Hi I'm Mouse - I would like to invite you for dinner.
Staring Contest - You Know Who Will Win.
I Love Computers - Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus.
Lonely - Life has many comforting facts like the screen never hugging back.
Computers - They make difficult tasks easy, but easy tasks difficult.
Telecommuting - Bathing and getting dressed just get in the way of being productive.
Revenge - For all those times it crashed before you saved your document.
Computer Crash - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer
Work From Home - The illusion that watching adult material all day will get junior into
2.4 GHz Celeron - It's warm.
The Internet - Look hard enough, and you'll find your mom naked.
It’s Finished - I will call it Windows 7 !!
State Of The Art - iPod - You are doing it wrong.