Working – Get paid as much as possible for doing as little as possible.
Because – Nerds need exercise too.
Admit It – You always call them when you have a problem…
Sampling – Success that goes to the inventor also goes to the exploiter of the invention.
Beware The Empire Virus – Now a resident of Happy Hills Sanitarium, Eugene was taken away, screaming: “Obi Wan help me! My computer has been
Instead – How about writing it out with proper grammar? You’re making the voice in my head sound like it’s retarded.