Why do models clean their teeth once a week? Because they were taught to clean teeth
Your Mother - Bangs like a screen door in a tornado.
Jokes - Sometimes the easiest one is the funniest.
Lost Luggage - I can't find my luggage, can you help me? I'll try. Have you first
Confession - Father... I've sinned, I've tricked a jew... My son, that isn't a sin, it's
Life - I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it.
Inside Jokes - Telling your wife that she looks the same as she did 20 years ago might
Mind Reader - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
Phrasing - Kind gesture in America, cruel joke in Africa.