Twins Beautiness - Twice the possibilities. For you, twice the failure.
ABS - Please remove one more button, for science.
That Poor Woman - She must have been attacked by knife wielding midgets. Lucky to alive I
Goals - Don't stand between a woman and her goals!
Woman's Wisdom - Why argue with a man if you can start crying or just get n@k#d.
Baggy Pants - Not always Gangsta, not always bad.
Jean Diapers - If you are to lazy to put actual pants on your child.
Ripped Jeans - The only good thing about the bad economy.
The Camera Guy - Is totally missing the shot.
Denim - Is often the best gift wrap...
Remember - There is no good answer to do these jeans make me look fat?
Not A Tease - I'm just a reminder of what you can't have!
Fringe Benefits - Cops have the best ones !