The Internet – I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
Internet Addiction – Get ready for lift-off.
Internet Privacy – At it’s best.
Secret Identity – Revealed.
Mozilla Firefox – Another reason not to use Internet explorer.
Hello I Am – From the internet.
OK, Download Me A Fish
Your Connection – Is too slow.
The Red Pill – Tell me why would you take a pill from some old guy you just met on the internet?
The Internet – Once it’s posted, it will be there… forever!
Hi I’m Mouse – I would like to invite you for dinner.
The Trouble With Internet Quotes – Is you never know if they are genuine or not. – Alexander Graham Bell –
The Internet – The good, the bad and the edible.
Oh Yeah – You should see what it does to a apple!
Live Tech Support – Someone will be with you in…never.
Wal-Mart… Always The Low-Price Leader – Wal-Mart… destroying America one small business at a time.
Your Search – Winning an argument wit your wife had 0 matches.
The Internet – It doesn’t make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.
Internet Forever – Once you post it … That s**t stays there forever.
Internet Explorer – The number one browser for downloading a better browser.
The Internet – Look hard enough, and you’ll find your mom naked.
Internet Dating – How many times are you gonna ask to see my webcam. I told you about umpteen times it’s not working. brb.
Forums and Chat Rooms: They’ve been around for quite some time
Windows is shutting down – This moment always reminds me what I forgot to do.
Under SOPA – You could get 5 years for uploading Michael Jackson song