Centaurs – They need love too.
Amish RV – Rumspringa break Daytona, here we come!
A Lion Riding A Horse – Dear, Lord. Start running.
Horsepower – How much does your car have?
Flying Horse – I saw Flying Horse today. Sadly, too late.
Roses Are Red – Violets are blue. Horses that lose races, get turned into glue.
Clean Energy – Runs on hay and water. Droppings still an issue.
Backhanded Complements – Yes, I was in a movie. No, I am not, Sarah Jessica Parker.
PRAIRIE PROVERBS – Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
DON’T MESS WITH ME, BUD – I have a human.
Willlburrrr – I know there’s one more piece of apple in there somewhere.
THE HORSE WHISPERER – Whispers
Riding – You are doing it wrong.