Virginia Earthquake 2011 – We will rebuild!
People Say Nothings Impossible – Yet what they don’t realize is that I do nothing all day.
Bittersweet – Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
COUNTRYSIDES – They make me wanna take the long way home.
IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS – You might be a redneck.
YOU’RE NOT DRUNK – Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.