There You Are - O_o cat.
Lab-coat Kanu. My prayers were answered.
Beers Goggles - Fat people love' em.
Stereo Types - Intelligent people know that intelligence and glasses are unrelated.
Intelligence - Just add glasses.
Best Rack - Seriously, it's quite effective.
Altitude - Can't fly first class whit coach tickets.
New 3D Glasses - Special for Titanic 3D.
Cheers - You're doing it wrong.
The Rat Pack - They invented cool ...
Dear Math - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either.
Rumors? Impressive b#@ch. At least your spreading something other than your legs.
As We Get Older - We need glasses...
Nerds - Starting a conversation with a beautiful woman is really hard. Explaining why
3D Nerd - Demotivational Poster